No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.