Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.