The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.