A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.