If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.