He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.