Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.