Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.