He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.