Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.