Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.