Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.