Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.

Cake and tea or death?

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!