Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh ... well, until you killed them all, I suppose.

Most transvestites fancy girls.

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.

Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.