Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt...you weird talking person.

I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!

Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 [gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You".

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.