I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

People still talk about a British sense of humour, or French slapstick or how the Germans have no sense of humour - and it's just rubbish. I do strongly feel that we are all the bloody same.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.