I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.
People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!
Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.
I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen