People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!