Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.
The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy
People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!