Edwin Edwards Quotes

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

Up with skirts, down with pants!'