The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen
I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.