I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.