I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy
Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.