The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.