People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!
I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.
I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.
Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.