I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!