I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.
People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!
The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy
I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.