People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!
I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen
Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy