Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

Up with skirts, down with pants!'