My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.

The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."