My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.

My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out.