My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.'

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'

Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.