I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.'

Wouldn’t it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, “Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub”.

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.

A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.