My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.
Elayne BooslerWe have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'
Elayne BooslerAs a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.
Elayne BooslerPresident Bush said he didn't want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might 'infringe on hunters' rights'. Who needs an AK-47 machine gun to go hunting? Let me tell you guys something... If it takes you 500 rounds to bring down a deer, I don't want you going to the bathroom in MY house!
Elayne Boosler