When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.