When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.

The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.