When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

I’ve thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.