Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.