Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.

My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.