Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.

There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.