Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.