Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.

There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.

President Bush said he didn't want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might 'infringe on hunters' rights'. Who needs an AK-47 machine gun to go hunting? Let me tell you guys something... If it takes you 500 rounds to bring down a deer, I don't want you going to the bathroom in MY house!

Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.

I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.

I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.