The message of great art is to disturb.

While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips.

Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

Horse racing is waning in popularity.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'