To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every citizen to participate in this government in any way we can.

I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.

Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.