San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Horse racing is waning in popularity.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.