I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?
Elayne BooslerI have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
Elayne BooslerYou never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Elayne BooslerI am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'
Elayne Boosler