My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
I've never been able to write for stand-up.
For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.
I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.