I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight from the newspaper.