Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.

I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every citizen to participate in this government in any way we can.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.