President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.

The message of great art is to disturb.

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.'

I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When I got my own apartment for the very first time and they came to stay with me for the weekend, I made them stay in separate bedrooms.

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.