I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips.