I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

The message of great art is to disturb.

I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.