Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.

My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.

I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street.