Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.

Wouldn’t it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, “Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub”.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.

Horse racing is waning in popularity.

When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.