Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.