Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight from the newspaper.

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.