I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.