I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.

I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?

Horse racing is waning in popularity.

Many animal rescue organizations hit with a hard-core, heartbreaking message. Their videos and stories can become difficult for average people to watch. By taking a more positive, heartwarming approach to animal rescue, I've been able to engage people and keep them engaged for years. Instead of selling the agony and misery - and sadly, there is no shortage of that - I start with the happy endings. I work backwards so the first message they get is joy and success due to their involvement. Opening the mind with humor and joy gets the rescue message in that much deeper.

There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.