I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.

The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."