I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.