What do hookers do on their nights off, type?
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant never had a fatwa put on him/her for drawing a picture.
As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.