Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.

Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.