I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.

I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.

President Bush said he didn't want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might 'infringe on hunters' rights'. Who needs an AK-47 machine gun to go hunting? Let me tell you guys something... If it takes you 500 rounds to bring down a deer, I don't want you going to the bathroom in MY house!

I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.

Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - all were imploded.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.