I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

Horse racing is waning in popularity.

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.