I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.

Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.

Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.