People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

The message of great art is to disturb.

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.