People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every citizen to participate in this government in any way we can.

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.