A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.

When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.