Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

The message of great art is to disturb.

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.