I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?

The message of great art is to disturb.

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.