You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.

While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips.

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.