I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every citizen to participate in this government in any way we can.