What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, a couple of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, a Sacajawea or two, and an Abe Lincoln to cover Scalia in full.

Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.