What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.

I’ve thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.