My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.
Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.
There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.
I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.