When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne BooslerI can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street.
Elayne BooslerI think when you take off that jacket and they see that โI LOVE GRANDMAโ T-shirt, theyโre going to rip your heart out.
Elayne BooslerFor a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.
Elayne Boosler