I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?
Elayne BooslerWhen I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.
Elayne BooslerI am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.
Elayne Boosler