Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.