Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.
I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live?
I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.
I've never been able to write for stand-up.
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
What do hookers do on their nights off, type?