I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

I’ve thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.