Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.