Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street.

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?