Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
Elayne BooslerMy mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.
Elayne BooslerWhen I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
Elayne BooslerReal comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.
Elayne Boosler