My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.

Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.