My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

Wouldn’t it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, “Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub”.

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant never had a fatwa put on him/her for drawing a picture.

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.